You Wouldn’t Download a Gender Beanie
Keep your head warm and your gender identity glitchy. This embroidered black beanie features the iconic Y2K piracy parody:
“You Wouldn’t Download a Gender”—
but let’s be honest... we did. From LimeWire. And now our pronouns are corrupted and vibing.
💾 A throwback to early-2000s chaos
💀 Embroidered in crispy white, giving bootleg realness
🦠 Perfect for confusing bigots, disappointing your uncle, and looking cute while doing it
Pair it with your fav genderless hoodie or just your trauma. Either way, you're the download we’ve been waiting for.
Gender: Pirated
Pronouns: Bugged
Energy: Malware chic
More details
- 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Bear Spirits Arts
- Email: bearspiritsarts-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and bisphenols level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 17 ¼" - 18 ½"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
You Wouldn’t Download a Gender Beanie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
17.3
|
8.66
|
2.95
|
87
|